A dialogue between myself and the 49 killer ducks at the lake today:
A(standing for me): Mmm, what a lovely day, I have some stale bread here, I think I shall visit the ducks in the park and feed it to them.
D:(standing for any duck, they don't have individual names because they are EVIL): QUACK, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread.
--- 20 minutes later, arriving at the park ---
A: My my, there an awful lot of ducks about today aren't there.
D: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. Bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's got bread, get the bread, get the bread, get the bread, get the bread. GET. THE. BREAD.
A: Here ducks, have some bread.
D: I want the bread. No I want the bread. Give ME the bread. I am going to peck you. Give me the bread. I want the bread. No, I want the bread!
A: Plenty of bread for everyone.
D: Quack quack quack, let's all descend on the bread lady.
A: Woah, where all the ducks coming from? They're everywhere. Argh. You can have the bread, take the bread, take the bread, just don't hurt me.
D: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. Peck, bread, bread, peck. QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
A: Oh my god, there's one behind me. AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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D: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK.
We only care about bread so give us the bread. BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
-FIN-
About Me
- Amy
- I have too much stuff, but I'm trying to figure out what to do about that. I want a flux capacitor, although I think I would abuse it. I read lots of things. I've been accused of reading "posh" papers in the past. I quite like that, because I am anything but posh. I like blue, but not as much as I like purple. I like blue more than red. I like the sky and its variety. I like nature, and I like patterns. I like monkeys, I do not distinguish between primates and apes and monkeys. I like baloons and art. I have a dog blanket which is pink. I didn't mention that colour before, it's somewhere between blue and purple on likeability. I'm doing quite well because I haven't bought a new bedcover in over a year. I make random day resolutions which don't always last. I don't get round to many things, or am met by obstacles of either decency, taste or money. I think that's a good metaphor for life. I've been waiting for someone to tell me about the spelling mistake in this, but no-one has. I'm quite disappointed. I'm not quite sure what I want to do with my life, but I know one thing for certain; I do not like cheese.
Fishies are mean little bastards, I tell you, bit me all over, blood and everything. Surprised a shark did not get me.
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Your flame thrower would have been no use in such a situation as that.
of course they went wild, last time I checked, fish don't eat bread, give them something a bit nicer to eat and maybe they won't attack you!
I'd attack you for instance if you started trying to feed me cheese.
Know your audience.